November 9th, 2008 at 6:05 am
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Foreign Policy FUMBLE! So which is it? Are we putting a missile defense system in Poland like their President claims (and for which reason
Russia re-deployed short-range missiles to the Polish border) or are we NOT, Barack? Come on now, you don’t have much TIME! The whole world is watching! The deliberative, professorial style doesn’t work so well with peeps like Pooty-Poot and I’madinnerjacket. Yeah, stand back Vlad, or I’ll hit you with my NUANCE! Actually relativistic inclusiveness on the part of a rookie President Precious probably works EXTREMELY well. For them. (h/t to
SM77)
- CHANGE! Well, no — not really. Larry Summers, sexist pig and inside-the-beltway uber-dude is on the Short and Special List to be treasury secretary. CHANGE! Well, no — not really. Do the Summers PROWL here.
- RIDICULOUS. I mean, come on. We had to live for 8 years with THIS. Can’t we for once have a gosh darn President who doesn’t need to constantly be showing off how big his britches are? I’m cringing in anticipation of this:
- Oh, and Christmas is CANCELLED. Time to break out the glue guns and crocheting needles — it’s gonna be a Home Made Holiday this year!
More? Read Prez-Elect Watch: Day 3
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