UNEMPLOYMENT LEAPS! “Squeezed by tight credit and plunging spending power, the American economy is losing jobs at the fastest pace since 2001, and the losses could accelerate to levels not seen since the deep recession of the early 1980s.” PALIN SMEAR IS A LIE. Thank you to Greta Van Sustern, winner of today’s Puma Free Press Award. Congratulations Greta! * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * We were remiss yesterday in not paying attention to the “news” from the So-Called Free Press (SCFP) about Prez Precious’ first and second days as the Anointed One, so let’s back up.

President-Elect Watch: Day 1 & 2

PARTISAN, TRIANGULATING ATTACK DOG NAMED CHIEF OF STAFF. Who is Rahm Emmanuel? Isn’t he that guy Teh BOIZ HATED with the passsion of 10,000 suns just a few short months ago? The WHIPLASH over at Teh BOIZ’ places is going to be pretty hilarious to watch in the coming weeks and months as Emmanuel, Pelosi, Reid, Matthews (formerly known as Tweety to them), and all the other Dems they loved to loathe suddenly become the Superest People Ever! OOps. Progressives should have listened to Joe Cannon. Welcome to Republican Lite Time, obamabots! TRASHING SARAH PALIN. No one in the obama movement or the DONC, or the Repubs for that matter, will stop. Beating up on women as a group is SO MUCH FUN! They will merely repeat lies like stones thrown at a huddling, soon to be dead 13 year old girl. Think that’s over the top? You’re on the wrong blog. BUT CHRIS MATTHEWS WANTS TO HELP. Thanks Chris. The nation turns its lonely eyes to you. Oh, and the Stock Market Tanked. And Russia Moved Missiles to the NATO Border. The OBAMA EFFECT!  Lovin it yet?